:D

This is Noelle. She's awesome. She also squeezes when she hugs :D

The Weather Is Nice Up Here

There comes a time in a man's life when outside eyes shall judge him purely by the threads that rest upon him.

Julius Ceasar rode into battle with a lustrous golden breasplate that left his foes stunned in awe.

Edward 'Blackbeard' Thatch's crown was adorned with a unique feathered tricorn, a sight which could only invoke the image of a trident in the Fallen Angel's grasp, rightly so.

Me, however;

I have girl jeans.

Neat and Orderly

I got me some legs.

"I'm weak, I'm weak"

"I have an Illness. I'm in my diseased state"

Quack Quack

I broke my butt.

Specifically, my tailbone. Apparently the human coccyx was never meant to support weight. The pain has gotten so bad to the point that I can't:

-Put on jeans.
-Bend down to pick up said jeans
-Look left and right, while in said jeans
-Walk in said jeans
-Pick up stuff, while wearing aforementioned jeans
-Sit down, in those damn jeans
-Sleep (Oh if I could)

Basically any form or shape of exertion on my spine brings me pain. Butt pain.

School starts up on Monday. At this rate, I have to waddle across campus. Like a duck.
Quack quack.

To Put It Bluntly,

▫▪Žěй▪▫ → says:
all fortune cookies are general hazicat
▫▪Žěй▪▫ → says:
thats why they're always true

My panda friends always seem to have fresh insight. I envy that.

The Tame Summer

Well this is a bit of a bother. Summer break is here and I'm not making the best of it. I'm wasting my holidays by stuffing, droning on, and burrowing my face with tv dinners, dvd-ripped shows on dailymotion, and rock-hard pillows, respectively.

My ideal summer consists of wasting my holidays by stuffing, droning on, and burrowing my face with tv dinners, dvd-ripped shows on dailymotion, and rock-hard pillows...

...in a room with cable TV.