Lip gloss and Lip balm are two different things.

One prevents your lips from chafing, the other makes you look like your openly inviting people to a session of tonsil hockey.

Both are priced the same, both use interchangeable labels. Doesn't hurt to check the bottle itself before purchase.


I sure do feel good about myself. Part of me was curious as to the unwonted eyes-of-desire that were suddenly tracking me.

Human attraction is a strange concept. Must investigate further.